Friday, August 5, 2011

I would like to thank Vodka, my fairy cheese monger, and my parents!

Since the way way very beginning of my cheese making career (as a cheese maker) I made cheese, and hung it. I loved the smell of the fresh cheese draining in cheese bags and loved the taste even more! So did ya'all so the fresh cheeses have been a large part of my product line up and also my life since they take a good amount of work to get them just right :) I just hung the first batch of fromage blanc this evening and now this place feels like home. It is a wonderful thing to have my own creamery now, and have it licensed to do everything I want!!!!

I am super duper excited to say that I have my fresh cheeses back. I will save you all the dramatic stories of how long it took me to get here (three times longer plus seven weeks more than expected), the truck driver with little to no clothes that delivered the wrong cheese press, the re wiring and pumps (I know the difference between 110 and 240!), All of it came to fruition at 9pm the other night when my most loved dairy inspectors came over to license my pasteurizer! Heilda! is fantastic she has a 275 gallon capacity and its sits low so yours truly doesn't even have to have a step to work in the vat! There were some last minute things like a 3k dollar air space heater that had to be created in two hours and a couple other things that required lots of money and deep thought but the bottom line is people that thanks to vodka, my fairy cheesemonger, Sedy Construction and my parents and a lot of hours in the creamery! this week we will have...
datatdatdtat dada tam!
Mozzarella! Creme Fraiche and two flavors of our very popular fromage blanc!! Yum Yum Yum
Gosh that felt good on my lips- they taste as good as they sound!!
We will also have butter, jarlsburg, cheddar, gouda and the most amazing feta ever!!!!

In two minus no weeks we will have blue cheese! And its super yummy in your tummy (also might put some hairs on your chest!)

I decided I love this industry not only because it allows me to be physical, artistic, scientific and amazing all in one day but because it so constantly challenging. I decided this morning that if I ever have a girl I am going to teach her how to do her own electrical and that she will know how to go shopping and hook up a compressor to a cheese press before she can drive!!!

Did you know there was an explosion at a cheese factory in France, all that was left was de brie!!
What did the cheese say after it got attacked by several blades?
It left grater!

I hope those jokes were not whey over your head!!

Have a lovely weekend!!!
Yours always
Cheese Czarina !!!!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Where o where has the Cheese Czarina gone???

My dear cheese eating shower singing butter on your toast reading cheese fans!
Since spring has sprung and its been a mere five months without a newsletter you might be wondering where o where the Cheese Czarina has gone!
The rumors that I was carrying around raw creme fraiche into restaurants in Normandy are actually true. I made myself at home in Ireland and France by turning our rental car into a cheese cave and meeting the best cheesemakers in Ireland and France.

Besides visiting family and cheesemakers in Ireland and eating my weight in cheese, butter and candy in France I have been hard at work at securing a new location for Jacobs Creamery. The trip to Europe was very educational and I learned a lot from seeing how other producers lay out their facilities from milk production and receiving to processing to aging and packaging. If any of you want to talk about cheese in Ireland I will fill you in on the best 'piece of mind' rental insurance and what to do when your sat map re-reoutes you through an irrigation canal!!! I had not been back to Ireland for many years, I left when I was a young one. It was fantatsic to see all my lovely family members over there and experience the country as a cheese maker. Coming back I had plenty to do!

So basically over the winter we got a makeover and are bigger! We now have a new facility and are awaiting various pieces of equipment to bring us back to our full production capacity and product line. As many of you have been heartbroken to notice we do not have all of our fresh cheeses and dairy, but we do have a tastey new aged product line. We will be having the fresh cheeses back when our new vat pasteurizer arrives. Last month we got our new facility licensed and last week our smaller vat arrived allowing us to start production of the aged cheeses!!! Which is fantatic news because its been awhile since these arms have felt the sily smooth and bouncy texture of curds!
It has been a lot of work but I am finally getting excited seeing that it will all work! On the property is 38 acres divided by a stream- I will be taking over the farm house making it the first cheese processing facility where I will also live! No commuting! At an 1.15 min from Portland and a little further to Seattle its a great location. The small vineyard means that I will be attempting my hand at wine making this year and grape jelly and the small orchard will hopefully produce some nice fruit that I will make into jam for some fall cheese pairings! Boooyaaaa It really is a dream come true for me :)

Hopefully you have discovered that we are selling at the PSU farmers market and next weekend we will start the King market which we will be in every Sunday.
We also had a booth at the Beer and Wine Festival in Portland this weekend and hoped you enjoyed some of the cheese bites we had for tasting. The blue cheese crumbles and honey butter was such a HUGE hit we will be adding the flavor to our butter line! Its the perfect mix of sweet and savory and the european style butter is the perfect base for complimenting those flavors. Our gouda has been our number one seller this spring, it has a beautiful creamy texture with a nutty finish. It was only surpassed this weekend by the debut of our Jarlsburg which has been aged for eight months and seems to be something that no one can refuse!!! I just enjoyed some on my matzo this fine easter morning! The Jarlsburg is the best cheese I have ever made and will be submitted to some competitions because I think it might actually have a chance at a medal (its that good)!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are trying to become a little classier and what better to help with that than a cheese class right??
May 15 at 5pm at the Silverton Grange is our first class this year, please send me an email to sign up the class is $40 and will cover a variety of cheeses and methods.

For those of you who love to experience Spring at the Tulip festival you will be able to find a Jacobs Creamery booth at the Tulip Wine Down in Woodburn Sat and Sunday 12-8
http://tulipwinedown.com/default.aspx
The above link has information about the massive tulip farm that is open to visitors for this weekend before it closes and also the wine, music, food and of corse cheese event along side it!!!!

Since its Easter I thought I would conclude with some cheesy jokes!!!

Why did the Easter egg hide? - because he was a little chicken!!!!

What’s long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?- Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick!

OOh yeah I almost forgot! Our new flavored butter made its debut this last weekend at the wine and beer festival in Portland. Our european style cultured butter with blue cheese crumbles and honey! It was amazing at what a perfect pairing it is the blue cheese makes the butter salty and savory and the honey gives it a little sweet kick!
We have a small amount for next weekend!

Until then have a lovely week!
Yours truely,

Your very own terribly cheesy
Cheese Czarina!!!!

Friday, January 7, 2011

OOh its been three weeks!

oooHH It's been three weeks since you looked at me!
Five days since I laughed at you saying
Get some pudding and come back and see me!
Three days since your withdrawal hell
Like harrison Ford I am getting frantic!
Yesterday you'd dreamed of me!
But its still one day till you'll say 'I am happy" (because youll be able to shop at the Hillsdale farmers market!)

How can I help if the chickens think your funny when you look sad
I am trying hard not to smile at the cheese I have
Can't understand what I mean? Well you soon will!

(The Farmers Market is this Sunday!!!)

I like vanilla because its the finest of the flavors
Cause its so dangerous you'll have to sign a waiver
Its all about fresh flowers and cheese
smoked salmon and meat
Don't fill up your basket because Sun Gold Farm has some beans!

Its been three weeks since you looked at me
But only one more day till you can say 'I am happy'


Hello ya'all
Happy New Year to everyone! I hope that this next year is full of wheels of brie and wedges of blue, bowls of cereal with fresh farm milk and scrambled eggs for breakfast, sips of wine savored with wedges of cheese from Jacobs Creamery and many cheesy memories for everyone!

This Sunday we will be at the Hillsdale farmers market with a variety of our aged cheeses, butter and a bountiful amount of our fresh farm eggs! I have missed ya'all greatly so please come by and say hi! I will be there in any weather from 10-2pm! Its the first market of the year people!

Until then
Your very own 'cant write or sing a tune'
Cheese Czarina!